Hammer Time
January 29th, 2010 at 9:29 pm by Jerri“Why do you have a hammer in your knife drawer?” My daughter-in-law was pawing through what we euphamistically call the knife drawer. It’s more like a tool drawer. Sure, there are knives of every sort—chef knives, boning knives, bread knives, carving knives, and a 25-year-old Ginsu knife—but in the knife drawer, there are other tools that have been with me through thick and thin. I need every one of them, including the hammer.
After she found what she was looking for, the can opener, she scuttled back to their mobile home just across the driveway. Normally, I have little need for a can opener, which would explain why she had to search way to the back of the drawer before she found the little-used device. But things haven’t been normal around here since I went back to college. Last year, my tomatoes froze. It was my fault for not covering them. I was busy with finals, and the forecast called for “spotty” frost. I knew better than to trust the weather man, but I did nothing, and they froze, leaving me without any tomatoes to dry or can for the winter. So, I was forced to buy canned tomatoes. What do you need to open canned tomatoes? That’s right, a can opener.
A few days later, I went to make ravioli, and found myself with no can opener. The kids were out of town for a couple of days, and their door was locked. Wayne was out in the barn, so I couldn’t get him to open the can of diced tomatoes with the opener on his pocketknife. The pasta was made, the cheese shredded, the meat cooked. We were having ravioli and that was that. I had to get that can opened.
I opened the knife drawer and stared into the unorganized maze of intertwined whisks, rubber spatulas, cheese graters, knives, and wooden rolling pins. After surveying the available tools, I chose the hammer, the phillips screwdriver, and a pair of pliers for the task at hand. Yes, all of these things are in my kitchen tool drawer. I wash them, dry them, and put them up with the other kitchen utensils. They’re mine. I need them.
I used the hammer and screwdriver to make a couple of holes right next to each other in the top of the can, driving the tip of the screwdriver into the can with a couple of quick blows from the hammer. Then, using just the screwdriver, I enlarged the holes enough to get a hold of them with the pliers. Using the pliers, I peeled the a piece of the tin back and dumped them into the pan.
So, dear daughter-in-law, that’s why I have a hammer in my drawer.
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