I’ve questioned just about everything that has to do with the concocted policy known as Rural Broadband. It’s an entitlement program. It’s a land-grab. It’s too expensive. It’s ineffective. I haven’t changed my mind, but I do have a new perspective, complements of House Resolution 4545. There’s no need to worry. This behemoth will never get off the ground. Already the legislation is chocking the ignornant policy to death. It may be a dark comedy, but if you read closely, it is hilarious. Here’s some of the language from the proposed legislation:

‘(A) conduct extensive, nationwide outreach to rural areas; Translation—talk to people who supported the political aspirations of whoever is in office.

‘(B) foster the development of a comprehensive rural broadband strategic vision; Translation—assist in dreaming up ways to spend taxpayer money.

‘(C) plan coordination of Federal resources for State, regional, and local governments to assist citizens living and working in rural areas; Translation—tell people where to get their free government handout.

‘(D) assess all relevant technologies (including WiFi, WIMAX, DSL, cable, satellite, fiber, and broadband over power lines), as the technologies are able to support in whole or in part rural broadband needs and requirements; Translation—figure out how all this stuff works.

To read the rest, follow the link below:
http://www.govtrack.us/congress/billtext.xpd?bill=h111-4545

Here’s a better solution to the Rural Broadband bureaucracy:

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